Sweet Patootie Pie

	What's a patootie?
	It's either a sweetheart or a rump, depending on context.

See patootie.txt for my notes, that I will somehow distill into a coherent article (someday). In the meantime, enjoy the pink patootie flowers above.

OK, so I'm a moron for putting up this page long before it's ready for prime time. But I have a great vision that one day it will actually be finished and complete. Please share in this delusion.